You really not need to be smart or savvy to make money in Nigeria, you really not need to keep sending those annoying 419 letters or open up profiles on dating sites trying to scam unsuspecting soul mate searchers, what you have to do rather, is to open up your own Pentecostal church in Nigeria.
*We have the population,160 million people you can weekly extort money from( let's be conservative with the number).
*There is no legislation or a Government agency like charity commission that regulate what you do, you are simply the boss. To even jazz it more, if you know the current CAN President, Pastor Ayo and you often go to the mountain to conduct fasting prayers and offer imaginary sign and wonders, you may be lucky to have access to the anointed one in Aso Villa. You may well as well be on their payroll where you will be invited to join other prayer warriors who are mandated to pray regularly for our President. As we have now come to know, leadership in Nigeria have been outsourced to these characters and their counterpart in other imaginary religious faith and deities. That is part of the collective prize that all of us must pay whenever a misfit takes centre stage and becomes the president of this great Nation. It did not start with this current President, the only thing he has done is to make it more creative hence deceiving Nigerians is very easy, all you have to do is join Pastor Adebayo or any of the top ranking Pentecostal Prosperity Preaching "daddy's" in their Friday Night Vigil; and in the full glare of the cameras ask the church congregation to pray for you as you embark on the journey of changing our Nation. Many gullible Nigerians love to be fooled especially once you use church, Jesus, Bible, Quaran or Prophet Mohammed. Anyway Back to the script....
*Prayer warriors take note because 2015 presidential election will be the mother of all election rigging in Nigeria. A lot of our stolen monies will be shared too.
Back to the church thing,
*You can start from a mechanic workshop or under a flyover bridge, Just make your story look very bad, we have many of those.
The idea here is that during the formative stages of your would be criminal empire, you better have a very moving moonlight story that you will keep recycling to your captured souls because the gullible's among us are too many and they easily buy into such stories without knowing that it was part of the fake package. If you doubt us, please ask our friend Pastor Dr Sign Fireman or Pastor Chris Ojigbani. As Nigerians, we love dramatized stories of how our pastors started and how God called them, none of them has ever told you that they actually called themselves. Church member's never miss that part especially during their voodoo church service. Even if they are in the kitchen busy trying to make food for themselves, once the bogus pastors starts with his story of how God called him or Satan called him, come and see our people behave like they are before God himself. Many Echoes of "To God be the glory" and all manner of wild chanting fill the air.
*Name the church whatever you like and you are good to go. You can equally name it 'Facebook Church of God for all Saints', we have seen worse than that too. You need not worry about us because we have psychologically inoculated ourselves many year's back when we first took notice of how this criminality is destroying our great Nation. This has become the antithesis of what severe brainwashing is doing to our population today. Our 70's, 80's and even early 90's were not as this bad as it is today. We are dealing with a well organized crime empire worse than both Boko Haram and drug pushing combined together. In Africa too, these criminal voodoo pastors from Nigeria are fast opening up church's everywhere and making so much money. Indoctrinating / training their fellow would be pastors in other countries in Africa is better for them because you speak the language of your country while they provide you the platform using their already established brand. You have to think deep but also have a serious analytical skills to understand why we have labeled these so called church set ups worse than Boko Haram and drug pushing combined together. If you want to brainwash a nation or people, all you have to do is starve them with no access to information and then entrap them with religion laced with deep rooted poverty. That is the story of Nigeria today and we are speaking from experience and not noise.
Do we really get that stupider to not have an iota of common sense that God handed to each and every one of us free of charge?..
Somebody wakes up from nowhere and tells you that "God said" or that "God called him"; because you are made out of greed, because of your inordinate insatiable lust to become rich in a country littered with all manners of stench, you fall like a pack of bricks to their scam, then the next thing, you loose your God given common sense approach to things which will take you years to recover under a routine psychological therapy sessions. Some of you end up loosing your marriage in the process because you have allowed a third party into your marriage which is the fake pastor called Man of God who now control your thinking.
The scripture tells us that "by their fruits ye shall know them" yet you know these fake men called God but you continue patronizing them with monies that you struggle so hard to earn. We do not give a penny to any Pentecostal church in Nigeria unless the Pastor or church is really doing God's work, we rather donate our money to good charity doing God's work. We are not sure that on the day of judgement that God will ask us how many times we went to church or mosque, rather, it will be for you and us to tell God how we impacted on people's lives here on earth, what we did to change the lives of people. When are you going to stop being deceived and seek truth or let the truth seek you out?.. Do you know this person before,the pastor, do you know his past? NO! you don't but you call him 'daddy'. Well the result is perpetual mental slavery laced with a heavy dose of hypnotism and heck, you become psychologically mentally entrapped, a complete zombie if you may like. Your thoughts process and mindset are at the mercies of most of these voodoo Pentecostal pastors. Their fellow imams are not left out either, they take advantage of the vulnerable who are simply loyal to them, because most of them are poor, they are fed with tuwo shinkafa( Mashed Rice) by most of these stark illiterates called imams who teach their flock nothing else other than distorted words of our holy prophet, may peace be unto him. Some of these imams preach violence, no wonder our North is littered with terrorists.
Now that you know how to make money in Nigeria, are you going to be part of sanitizing this money making industry to protect the image of Nigeria or would you love to join the bandwagon of enslaving of Nigerians?. You make that call yourself...
Source: Sahara Reporters
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